taterdoom:

have you ever fallen in love with someone because of their voice

(Source: pooplordgeromy, via asymmetricaljester)

imagine-your-fav-character:

Imagine your favorite character gently poking your nose and going “boop”

breaking down some bioware romances

spicyshimmy:

ALISTAIR:

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ANDERS:

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FENRIS:

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KAIDAN:

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GARRUS:

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JAMES VEGA:

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ZEVRAN:

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MORRIGAN:

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darthasterisk:

“So Garrus. You “feel like a flower” yet?”
“This isn’t funny, Shepard.”
237/365
I was inspired by this lovely image, and was trying to recreate it with action figures, but instead of looking sweet, it ended up looking more like Shepard’s dumping flowers into his armor. Or something.

darthasterisk:

“So Garrus. You “feel like a flower” yet?”

“This isn’t funny, Shepard.”

237/365

I was inspired by this lovely image, and was trying to recreate it with action figures, but instead of looking sweet, it ended up looking more like Shepard’s dumping flowers into his armor. Or something.

(via queensimia)

spicyshimmy:

NATIONAL MASSEFFECTURBATE MONTH TBH. based on this post. yeah.

acatstale:

Marry me & keep this cosplay on, at all times.

(via thebedsheetghost)

kagamine:

Archangel? It’s just a name the locals gave me, for all my good deeds. I don’t mind it, but please…it’s just ‘Garrus’ to you.

kagamine:

Archangel? It’s just a name the locals gave me, for all my good deeds. I don’t mind it, but please…it’s just ‘Garrus’ to you.

(via hanekawa)

spicyshimmy:

art by stonelions. (who has been mega super duper busy at work but the teen au asks are still being worked on!) 

LIST OF RUNNERS UP: GARRUS

  • Talked to Tali that one time. King of the world. 
  • Just look at my face. You know whatever happened there had to be awesome.
  • (Kicked ass and took names on the playground, that’s what. I was always destined for greatness.)
  • First in line to see The Dark Knight Rises midnight showing. Best seat in the house. 
  • Rescued a kitten from a tree. By accident.
  • Built to-scale Millennium Falcon for Zeus’s terrarium. 
  • Greatest Legend Ever score at paintball. Signed the book as Archangel. No regrets. 
  • Made popcorn come out of Joker’s nose. 
  • Put it back in. 
  • Marathoned entire first season of Futurama without taking a bathroom break.

LIST OF RUNNERS UP: SHEPARD 

  • Getting Normandy.
  • Not crashing Normandy. 
  • Vertical skateboard maneuver. 
  • Twenty-four stitches after vertical skateboard maneuver.
  • Meeting Garrus. 
  • Everything after that.
  • Saying hi to Mrs. Alenko the first time. 
  • Kaidan. 

Tell Garrus… I guess there’s nothing I can say to make it right…

(via not-agingwarshipanymore)

that age meme. a fic.

spicyshimmy:

there was this meme going around yesterday all, give me a character and an age and i’ll write about them at that age, so instead i just wrote a headcanon fic about a bunch of mass effect characters at different ages, past and future. 13: john shepard. 22: kaidan alenko. 80: joker. 7: james vega. 135: garrus vakarian. 20: mordin solus. 700: urdnot bakara. 900: liara t’soni. 29: steve cortez. 85: kolyat krios. unknown: EDI. a cut involved cause this got long.

JOHN SHEPARD - 13 GALACTIC STANDARD YEARS

Finch really screwed up their night, blowing point, missing the target—then slowing Shepard down. He held the medigel pack to his forehead; it throbbed. There wasn’t enough of the stuff left to heal the cut before it scarred, only enough to numb the pain into silence.

One of these days, Shepard thought. One of these days, he was gonna run with a crew he could trust. Somebody to have his back. Somebody to take point when he said take point. A real squad—or something like that. If those even existed anymore. 

KAIDAN ALENKO - 22 GALACTIC STANDARD YEARS

‘You ever kill a man in combat, recruit?’ TOs sure liked asking that question. And Kaidan’s answer was always the same—a salute and nothing more. A stiff sir cut out of his throat by his tongue, never answering the question. Those nights, head ringing, feet sore, he bunked up and closed his eyes, elbow propped at the base of his skull, seeing blue on the backs of his eyelids instead of red. Just like that, he was at brain camp all over again—not knowing if it was sudden anger or a twisted sense of justice that had him tearing Vyrnnus apart. 

Or something else. Maybe something else.

JEFF ‘JOKER’ MOREAU - 80 GALACTIC STANDARD YEARS

‘And still wearing the same hat,’ EDI said. 

When she touched the gray of his beard, her cool palms warmed from his breath just like skin. That was how metal alloys blushed.

‘Hey now,’ Joker said. ‘That thing’s been through just as much as I have.’

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spicyshimmy:

okcupid profiles for kaidan alenko, garrus vakarian, legion and urdnot wrex. inspired by kaidanalenko. i should probably deleted these from okcupid but i think i am going to let them stay and hope i get some interested parties. 

masseffectheadcanons:

“Joker had Kasumi hack Garrus’ visor as a joke. To this day Garrus still can’t forget the image of two Krogan going at it.”
Submitted by deathsapprentice.

masseffectheadcanons:

“Joker had Kasumi hack Garrus’ visor as a joke. To this day Garrus still can’t forget the image of two Krogan going at it.”

Submitted by deathsapprentice.

autumn-sacura:

Garrus and Thane by ~Autumn-Sacura