You stupid hood WHY DO YOU CATCH MORE WIND INSTEAD OF KEEPING MY HEAD SLUGHTLY WARMER

You stupid hood WHY DO YOU CATCH MORE WIND INSTEAD OF KEEPING MY HEAD SLUGHTLY WARMER

Ughhhh wind
Ugh catcallers
Ugh cold ass wind
Now I remember why I never go outside
I want my burrito

mtg-talk:

haaaaaaaaave-you-met-ted:

Unmake the Grave - MtG by AaronMiller


That facial expression though

She made a grave mistake

mtg-talk:

haaaaaaaaave-you-met-ted:

Unmake the Grave - MtG by AaronMiller

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That facial expression though

She made a grave mistake

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asksailorpluto:

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…She always had been a curious girl. 

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Ugin vs Nicol Bolas

zurgohelmsmasher:

Ok everyone the time has finally come to settle who will be the dragon in Khans of Tarkir!

Here are our contestants! The big, the mean, the ever-devious NICOL BOLAS. In the other corner, we have the ghostly, the wise, the benevolent, UGIN THE SPIRIT DRAGON.

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Ugin starting it off strong using the time-test Ghost Fire!

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But what’s this!? Nicol Bolas goes in for an uppercut!

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What a blow! It was just enough to take out Ugin cause Ugin is a wimp.

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Well guys that seems to be the end of that, Nicol Bolas is the official- WAIT A MINUTE!!!

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WHAT’S THIS? Could it be!

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NIV-MIZZET! Wow, I don’t think anyone could have predicted this! Well, I guess that means Niv-Mizzet is going to be in Khans of- SWEET DRAGON JESUS!

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That breath attack! It can only belong to one dragon! But that’s impossible! It can’t be, it shouldn’t be, it’s-

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BLUE-EYES WHITE DRAGON!!!!!!!!!!!

Wow, just wow. This was quite possibly the greatest battle in all of MtG history. There we have it folks, Blue-Eyes White Dragon will be showing up in Khans of Tarkir, coming this fall.

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I should just fucking draw the smooches and face booping im better with that ugh

\no damit i will do the thing

ral probably went ot kamigawa and thats where is totes got that cool ass dragon tattoo

OH MY SCIENCE! But really, maybe something about the Paruns or Guildpact? You could go along the Thor route, “By Niv-Mizzet’s Beard!”

considering it ral I dont think he’d use niv

maybe adapt froma diff plane and use somethign super generic like spirits… 

important dum izzet thing

what would be a ravnican equivalent of oh my god or what not

particulary for an izzet that may or may not have nearly killed someone close to em but theyre alive

abalidoth said: What's everyone's thoughts on Pacific Rim?

ravnica-roomies:

Azorius: “It was pretty good. A lot more hopeful that most movies in this genre, and I can appreciate that.”
Boros: “Stacker Pentecost is an inspiration.”
Izzet: “I’M ALREADY MAKING A PONS SYSTEM NOBODY TRY TO STOP ME”
Simic: “Izzet’s making a pons and I’m making a pair of kaiju to drift together. You do the math.”
Orzhov: “Charlie Day is an insufferable menace, and Burn Gorman can do better. But Ron Perlman did marvelously.”
Golgari: “I’ve drawn my own kaiju. Its name is Brambler. It’s got thorns and a whole lot of teeth.”
Selesnya: “Simic got me to watch it, and while I don’t think I like it the same way they do… it was fun for an afternoon.”
Rakdos: “The fighting was awesome but all the cuddly crap with the drift and rabbit and shit was lame. That big crab thing should have eaten that little kid.”
Dimir: “Too happy. Good effects.”
Gruul: “AND THEN LEATHERBACK WAS ALL ‘BOOM, POW’, BUT THEN OTACHI WENT ALL ‘SKRAAAW, MOTHERFUCKER’, AND OH MAN IT WAS SO COOL”

gigantikku-otn:

some things never change

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donnie-the-monster:

guardianofscrewingup:

I loved how they posed the characters for this. The main joke was just that the twins were so delirious they were smart, but this was totally a Bioshock Infinite reference. 

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^ That comment is so accurate, it hurts.

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"One of the most interesting things about Elizabeth Turner was her Kiss of Death. Throughout the trilogy, all of the men she locked lips with has died - including Sao Feng in At World’s End, and (if you want to be petty about it) her father, Weatherby Swann. Usually they would die moments after kissing her for the first time. This excludes Will Turner who has kissed her several times before and beat the odds every time. However, even he succumbed to her kiss and died as well minutes after the two were hastily married by Barbossa.

This is most likely a just coincidence and not something that was intentional, but years later it’s still fun to point out to friends and watch a dawn of realization hit their face when they realize that Pirate Queen Elizabeth may have also been the Grim Reaper.”

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